THIS SHIT'S SPAM CITY

You tap on that link, thinking you're gonna nab some juicy info. But BAM! You've just entered hellhole of Spam City. Emails flooding your inbox faster than you can delete 'em, ads that are more invasive than a mosquito on payday, and offers so suspicious they'd make a used car salesman blush. You know the drill: "Get rich quick!" "Free stuff!" "Gua